Wednesday, August 31, 2005

STICK IT IN THERE AND TWIST IT!



IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA DID NOT PURCHASE A DROP OF GASOLINE FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES.

AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OF OVER 46 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL COMPANIES.

THEREFORE SEPTEMBER 1st HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK IT UP THEIR BEHIND " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THESE TWO NATIONS SHOULD NOT BUY A SINGLE DROP OF GASOLINE THAT DAY.

THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY A! S YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT.

WAITING ON THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES THAT THE ARAB NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO?

REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF GASOLINE GOING UP BUT AT THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES, TRUCKING COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH EFFECTS PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, BUILDING MATERIALS, MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO!

WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN.

SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE SEPTEMBER 1ST A DAY THAT THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES AND CANADA SAY "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH"

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

TONY GRILLO VISITS FATKAT! PART -01



Well it's about damn time I tell you. The Tenacious Tony Grillo has finally accepted our invitation and has come to Fatkat for a visit!

Tony Grillo is the president of Flinch Studio and a long time Fatkat Client. We've been working on all sorts of cool projects since we were first introduced to each other. From Webisodes to interactive learning cartoons to celebrity parodies and Flash games; we've worked on alot of Flinch projects. Now Tony is here to pay homage to those projects and to officially drink his face off in celebration of their completion.

In Grande Fatkat style on day one of Tony's visit we chartered a boat and hit the river for a guided tour of our mystical, magical Miramichi.
Andrew and Tony try to talk Christopher's wife onto the boat, she wouldn't have it. She said we looked suspicious and smelled funny. She was right.

Tony and I get our chat on.
Manon, Daniel and Jon start the shitfacing.

This was the captain and tour guide, his name eludes me but he put on a good show; telling us old stories about the area and showing some artifacts as well.
Such as these old clay pipes, Liz was wondering if she could smoke her crack cocaine in them, the captain didn't comment.
The beer starts to take effect.
We stopped at Beaubear's island for a tour
Extended lapse of the mill across the river.
Patrick and I try to get a fire going.
Liz pointing over there.

Monday, August 29, 2005

FROM THE OFFICE OF STEPHEN GRILLO

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?



None.



Nothing is wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day.



Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin and plot of the liberal media.



That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect.



Why do you hate freedom?

Sunday, August 28, 2005

HOUSE WARMING PARTY

Finally, 3 months after my wife and I bought our new house we actually decided to throw a house party.
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Cameron, Tara and I took the afternoon to pretty up the grounds.
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Oscar is a bit camera shy.
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Charlie sitting pretty.
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Harold was eyeing the goodies.
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We had to put the chips up out of the reach of Harold, as he has a hankering for potatoe chips.
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The arseholes started to show around 7:30, Neven and Gwen showed up and brought a surprise guest whom we haven't seen in a long time EDDIE!!
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Pinch yo'nipples Mike Concannon.
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My dad, declared global washer toss champion!
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We then took a short break at 10:30 to watch Odd Job Jack, this week's episode wasn't one of ours but we watched it all the same.
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funny face provided by Drew.
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The highlight of the night goes out to our boy Daniel and his fiancé Manon. Daniel gathered up everyone around the campfire to give me a gift, but as I tore off the wrapper I gave it straight back to Daniel, he continued to open it and out popped the ring, he asked her to Marry him and my heart sank. Daniel, you bastard, I thought we had something special. Congratulations!
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After a few more beer we all went for a walk, one of the nicest elements of my property is that you're 10 minute walk from a really nice beach.
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Night vision.
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I'm Rick James Bitch!
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Light the fireworks!
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Fireworks get me excited.
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Jimi Hendrix excited.
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We were lucky enough to find a half alive fire when we got to the beach, it didn't take long to get it back to par.
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Spence just before he hit me with a left hook.
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Concannon enjoying himself.
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The happy couple head home! Congrats again!
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Fire gets me going...
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...down the street with my pants down.
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Don't you think Cameron looks a bit like gonzo in this picture?
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Cameron and I get our groove on.
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Robert getting his stagger on.
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Leon too! First time I've seen him stagger!
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I'm keeping the empties bitches.
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Sing song with Drew and Doug.